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Uncleal
10-17-2008, 10:09 AM
DOCTORS

(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000

(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%

Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services
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GUNS

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 ( yes that's 80 million )

(B) The number of accidental deaths per year, all age groups is 1,500

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%

Statistics courtesy of the FBI
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So statistically, doctors are 9000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, Guns don't kill people, doctors do

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand ! ! !

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. :emot-angel:

Kofschip
10-17-2008, 07:40 PM
Statistics, Part 2:

All probabilities are 50%, S$%T happens or it doesn't.:ugly25: